Avoid this.

1,295.31 is a very hazardous number that is well under 9,000. When an average person reads it aloud, they will collapse, enter a coma, and, without immediate medical attention, die. The earliest confirmed case of this was found in Brooklyn Mario and his phone bill in 1988. Later, Shaved King saw a similar bill and went into a three-year long coma.

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