|Previous Year With Article||1968|
|Next Year With Article||1970|
|Jewish Calendar||5730 CE|
|Hylian Calendar||449 HY|
|Koopa Calendar||989 KP|
|Mushroom Calendar||16 BM|
|Weegee Calendar||2858 WG|
- Mario retires from the army and goes into medicine, but this creates Doctor Mario and Doctor Fat Mario, and the real Mario's medical license is soon revoked for malpractice.
- Dr. Robotnik and Morshu meet, and they decide to make the band Pingas MMMMusic.
- Richard Nixon becomes president of the United States of America.
- The Hylian prime minister, Ganschen van Daudenschnoot, issues a policy stating that every house must have a swimming pool by it, and vice versa.
- A teenage King Harkinian tries to commit suicide, but fails.
- Gaston is born, at the time of his birth, he is powerful, has all his chest hair and it shocks his native France.
- American astronauts visit the Moon with Luigi as a stowaway on their spacecraft, resulting in the birth of Moon Luigi.
- King Harkinian travels back in time to this year (from 2007) in an attempt to be the first on the moon, but fails.
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