- Hyrule annexes Koridai.
- King Harkinian revokes the rupee's status as the official currency of Hyrule.
- The Homosexual Organization of Gay Friends and the Stupid Organization of Unintelligent People are formed.
- Brooklyn Mario and Mama Luigi fight over a record, causing the birth of Debrotherized Luigi. They also fight over Mario's weight and Luigi's sexual orientation, causing the birth of Fat Mario and Gay Luigi.
- The AIDS epidemic reaches the Mushroom Kingdom, and Dr. Mario goes there to fight the disease.
- Garfield, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Alf, and many others has to fight against the dangers of Magic Drugs by telling kids to say no, but it failed miserably when the children's attidutes (this is the 90's by the way, don't forget that) kept things worse.
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