- Weegee becomes popular.
- Link shoots Ganon, killing him.
- In an unsuccessful attempt to kill Link, Zelda, and Gwonam, King Harkinian uses his Dinner Blaster for the first time.
- Scatman John tries to take over Hyrule and crucify Link, but Fat Mario and Gay Luigi intervene and cause Scatman's death.
- Link is diagnosed with prostate cancer, but is saved when Gwonam finds a cure.
- King Harkinian travels back in time to 1969 in an attempt to be the first on the moon, but fails. He returns four days later.
- Link gets a job at Squadallah Burger, but quits when Gwonam is unable to pay him.
- King Harkinian goes on a quest for ice cream.
- Hyrule wins the Breakfast War with help from Weegee and his allies.
- King Harkinian suffers a heart attack while eating pizza and has a near-death experience.
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