Hitler wants to see Fegelein.
|Occupation||Dictator, artist, soldier, gamer.|
|Appearances||Real life, Downfall, The Frollo Show, some other YouTube Poops.|
|Friends||Princess Toadstool, Impa, King Harkinian, Squidward|
|Enemies||Fegelein, Joseph Stalin, Gaston, Frollo, Ganon, Goku|
|Hometown||Braunau am Inn, Austria.|
|Relatives||Jenny Hitler (sister), Peach Toadstool VII (niece), Stone Luigi II (grand-nephew)|
|Favorite Things||German stuff, the number 9, XBOX 360|
|Embodied Personalities||Red Hitler, Gay Hitler|
Adolf Hitler (born 1889) is the most evil man on Earth. He was basically the Osama bin Laden of his time. He is also the inventor of Mountain Dew. He currently lives in a bunker somewhere, where he spends most of his days ranting about stupid stuff to his minions.
Hitler was born in a small town in Austria on April 20, 1889. Later, he moved to Germany and became a German. He wanted to become an artist, but nobody liked his paintings. He then served as a soldier in World War I, during which he found Weegee's lost plans for genocide. He would later use strategies and techniques found in these plans to commit the Holocaust. He took over Germany in the 1930s, started World War II in an attempt to seize the rest of Europe, and tried to kill anyone who isn't Aryan, especially Jews.
Near the end of the war in 1945, he realized he was going to lose and faked his suicide. Along with many of his minions, he escaped from Germany with help from Impa and went into hiding. He eventually died, but Hans Frollo preserved his body until he found a way to revive him. The revived Hitler's plans for a new European Reich were thwarted, however, when Dmitri Frollo used the same methods to revive his old Soviet enemies. He had better luck in Hyrule, where King Harkinian made him ambassador to the Mushroom Kingdom; as such, he could often be found as an honored guest at Hyrule Castle or Toadstool Castle.
Hitler is extremely racist and angry. He freaks out over things ranging from losing World War II to being banned from Xbox Live. He believes Germans to be the master race and that he should kill anyone who isn't such. This has caused several problems.
- "Picnic" in reverse is "Hitler."
- Princess Toadstool is his niece. Yes, it's true.
- The King originally wanted to make him the Hylian ambassador to Israel, but Gwonam managed to talk some sense into him.
- He has many clones, including Gay Hitler.
- The King once thought he was Hitler's mom, but then he realized that Weegee drugged him.
- He once played a prank on Fat Mario by inviting him to a picnic and disguising himself as Princess Toadstool.
- He used to work at KFC.
- He loves screaming “Nein”.
- He used to have a canoe, but Cotton Hill stole it.