Gordon "Alf" Shumway is an alien who landed on Earth in the 1980s and appeared in a TV show while he was stranded there. He eats "tabby pot pie," which ultimately caused him to be plunged into a world of darkness.
- He once tried and failed to stop two children from using drugs.
- The Tourettes Guy can't believe anyone isn't familiar with him.
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