James Rolfe, better known as the Angry Video Game Nerd, is a foul-mouthed guy who plays bad video games for your amusement. Many people, like the Irate Gamer and Morshu, have made rip-offs of his idea, but everyone hates them for it. Like everyone else, he hates the CD-i and its games.
- He once beat up Bugs Bunny. When Bugs returned to get revenge, both of them ended up in the pit.
- His videos originated on a website that isn't YouTube, but nobody seems to care.
- Wumbologists believe that if he and the Tourettes Guy ever met, it would destroy the world. Let us hope this never comes to pass.
- He usually clones himself when he wants to play a multiplayer game.
- He likes punching spiders and slapping snakes.
- "What were they thinking?!"
- "Bart's my ass and Krusty's my balls. F--ck this game, now I'm gonna eat my own shorts."
- "I think you better shut your ass!"
- "This game is s--tting me."
- "Robert Louis Stevenson, you ruined my life!"
- "A giant Saddam Hussein?!"
- "Ah, safety pin! That'll be perfect!"
- "If I go in there and I get served hamburgers, that would be the tits."
- "Oh s--t, it's a menorah shooting Q-tips! Get out of the way!"