Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1952-) is an Indian man who sells dangerous foods at the KWIK-E Mart. On Fih's Day, Schnitzel takes him to the bank.
He sells random crap at his store.
- Gwonam used to be his friend in college, until Gwonam became an Islamic convert.
- He learned English from porno movies.
- His hair is grey.