Balls are round things that are used in many sports. They are also an important male body part, usually located near your dong. According to wumbologists, your pee is stored inside them. The vast majority of people have two balls, but there are exceptions; for example, Hitler only has one, and Dr. Evil has three.
- King Harkinian likes looking at and talking about balls.
- Idiotic Luigi is easily confused by balls.
- Scratch thinks Dr. Robotnik loves his balls best.
- Pinkie Pie has balls stashed all over Ponyville, in case of ball emergency.
- The Tourettes Guy can tell you about a porcupine's balls.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd thinks his balls are Krusty the Clown. Unless the AVGN's balls are crusty, this makes no sense.
- Yoshkins does not like balls.
- Piccolo's balls are inert.
- Duke Nukem has balls of steel.
- Weegee almost ripped Link's balls off, but Zelda stopped him.