Benjamin S. Benson is a sentient gumball machine who employs Mordecai and Rigby. His goal in life is to acquire and consume a Grilled Cheese Deluxe, and his rage over not having one eventually drove him to dismember Rigby with a chainsaw. As a result, Mordecai called the police and Benson was arrested, but he escaped later. Today, he is now a criminal who wants to rape Sonic because someone told him he could be rich if he rape mobians.


  • He may have invented the definition of Rule 34.
  • He also hates ponies because Twilight Sparkle kidnapped him and punched him in the dong.
  • He hates King Harkinian because once he finally achieved a Grilled Cheese Delux, the king grabbed it and ate it in front of him. This made him so mad, he joined P.I.N.G.A.S.
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