Billy Mays
Youtube Poop Billy Mays Is Watching Your Mom In The Shower

Youtube Poop Billy Mays Is Watching Your Mom In The Shower

Billy Mays is a billion perverts.
Vital statistics
Occupation Salesman, assassin.
Name Billy Mays
Age 51 years (at "death")
Appearances TV advertisements, YouTube Poop, South Park
Friends Unknown.
Enemies Morshu, Weegee
Hometown Unknown.
Relatives Unknown.
Favorite Things Drugs, violence, sex.
Embodied Personalities None known.
Billy Mays (19584444) is a guy who sells lotsa stuff. He is a popular character in YouTube Poop.


Billy Mays was born as William Entervev Mayshuvantsaya in 1958. He changed his name after escaping prison in 1975, then went on to sell stuff on television. He died due to drug-related causes in 2009, but when King Harkinian discovered Majora's Mask, it resurrected him. He then sold Link the Master Sword 9000. He died permanently in 4444 when he lost a battle with Ultimate Weegee.

Legal Issues

He has been accused of supplying the King with magic drugs, and he has destroyed property and ran over kids. He once tried to kill Morshu for competing with him, but Morshu tricked him into killing Evil Morshu instead. He then tried to frame Jack Black for the murder, but this failed and he was sent to prison again.



Morshu Mays here!


Billy Mays comes back from the dead.


See Billy Mays/Gallery.


Billy Haze

Billy Haze

Original Billy Mays. Do not steal.

  • "I love beautiful wood. Don't you?"
  • "You have nothing to lose and everything to gain!"
  • "No more squishin' and squashin'!"
  • "You shittin' me?"
  • "But wait, there's more!"
  • "Are you on the ball?"
  • "First you fly, then you die!"
  • "It has the power to break down your shower and leaves a path of ass!"
  • "Billy Mays is scoring with your mom!"
  • "Ordinary people are a f--king mess!"
  • "The only tears you'll cry are tears of agonizing discomfort!"


  • He has a bazooka.
  • He suffers from explosive diarrhea.
  • He once tried to sell himself.
  • He may be an illegitimate son of Ruigario, which would make him Mario's half-brother.
  • His butthole can function as an electrical outlet. Convenient, isn't it?
  • He will beat your entire family to death with a bucket of Oxy-Clean for just $19.99.
  • He can please up to 47 million moms simultaneously. Don't ask how.
  • He will mail 47 million cobras to your family.
  • He once appeared on South Park.
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