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- 100% of Blue Yoshies have an IQ below 70.
- 99.9% of Blue Yoshies that go on the internet are either trolls or similar.
- 94.5% of Blue Yoshies have an IQ below 60.
- 93.5% of Blue Yoshies are rapists.
- 86.5% of Blue Yoshies will make extremely poor translations to other languages for no apparent reason.
- 82.5% of Blue Yoshies have no social life.
- 75.5% of Blue Yoshies do not know how to use proper grammar.
- 71% of Blue Yoshies weigh at least 16.5lbs (7.5kg) more than average Yoshies.
- 68% of Blue Yoshies have irrational hatred for random people.
- 47% of Blue Yoshies are hypocrites.
- 39.5% of Blue Yoshies accuse people of being racist.
Blue Yoshies are cannibalistic and have eaten many people. They have also killed many using the Blue Yoshi Virus and similar. A list of their victims is provided.
- Crazy Old Maurice
- All victims of the Blue Yoshi Virus
- Everyone killed in Extinctions the Blue Yoshies were responsible for
- The Blue Yoshies were responsible for over half of the mass extinctions.
- Blue Yoshies use very poorly made insults when they get in fights. Insults include "miniature beast of burden", "liar", and "your emotion is a weakness to me" (an extremely poorly worded "your emotion is your weakness").
- They were once nice, but they became the way they are now in 2013 when a being known as Lorcan came to Harkipedia.
- Their mere existance confirms the Illuminati.
- The fattest Blue Yoshi has a backstory and was infected with Derp roughly 72,984,387 times. This Blue Yoshi was also the first Blue Yoshi who confirmed the Illuminati.
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