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Blue Yoshi

A Blue Yoshi about to devour a poor old man.

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Blue Yoshies are a retarded subspecies of Yoshies. They are the carriers of the Blue Yoshi Virus, which is an exceptionally lethal pathogen.

Statistics

  • 100% of Blue Yoshies have an IQ below 70.
  • 99.9% of Blue Yoshies that go on the internet are either trolls or similar.
  • 94.5% of Blue Yoshies have an IQ below 60.
  • 93.5% of Blue Yoshies are rapists.
  • 86.5% of Blue Yoshies will make extremely poor translations to other languages for no apparent reason.
  • 82.5% of Blue Yoshies have no social life.
  • 75.5% of Blue Yoshies do not know how to use proper grammar.
  • 71% of Blue Yoshies weigh at least 16.5lbs (7.5kg) more than average Yoshies.
  • 68% of Blue Yoshies have irrational hatred for random people.
  • 47% of Blue Yoshies are hypocrites.
  • 39.5% of Blue Yoshies accuse people of being racist.

Victims

Blue Yoshies are cannibalistic and have eaten many people. They have also killed many using the Blue Yoshi Virus and similar. A list of their victims is provided.

Trivia

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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

  • The Blue Yoshies were responsible for over half of the mass extinctions.
  • Blue Yoshies use very poorly made insults when they get in fights. Insults include "miniature beast of burden", "liar", and "your emotion is a weakness to me" (an extremely poorly worded "your emotion is your weakness").
  • They were once nice, but they became the way they are now in 2013 when a being known as Lorcan came to Harkipedia.
  • Their mere existance confirms the Illuminati.
  • The fattest Blue Yoshi has a backstory and was infected with Derp roughly 72,984,387 times. This Blue Yoshi was also the first Blue Yoshi who confirmed the Illuminati.
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