Dang ol' picture.

Jeff Boomhauer is a friend of Hank Hill, resident of Arlen, Texas, and possible relative of Beavis who is one of the least intelligible people who ever lived. This may seem funny at first, but you will become infected with the Boomhauer Virus if you listen to him talk for too long without building up immunity. He also happens to be a Texas Ranger, which makes him an ally of Chuck Norris and explains why Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive don't spend most of their time in prison.

"Aren't you a mite puny to go up against Ganon?"
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