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Eric Cartman is a fattish kid who eats lotsa stuff. He appears on South Park.
- He is a Nazi.
- He lives in Colorado.
- Avoid him.
- He appears to be a voice actor for King Harkinian sometimes in the Link and King Show, especially when talking about kitty.
- He likes to go to Fiber Land.
- "Go back to sleep, or I'll kick you in the nuts!"
- "Trying to steal my kidney, eh?"
- "Sega Dreamcast!"
- "The ride's broken?"
- "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
- "I'm gayer than you'll ever be!"
- "This is totally tits!"
- 'No no no no no!"
- "A tooth?"
- "I...don't like Animaniacs?"
- "I like cheesy puffs--"
- "I play with myself all the time!"
- "Screw you guys, I'm going to Gamelon!"
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