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France is a European country between Germany and Spain. Its capital is Paris and its language is French. It once owned Central North America, parts of Southeast Asia and much of Western Africa. Along with Japan, it is one of two countries on Earth where King Harkinian's poop is widely sold in stores and restaurants.



A billboard in Paris.

220px-French borders from 985 to 1947

France from 985 to the present.

Famous French

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