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Gabe Newellism

Gabenism is the religion worshiping Gabe Newell. It focuses on Gabe Newell, MLG, Weed, and video games.

What it believes:

  • Gaben is love, Gaben is life
  • Shigeru Miyamoto is the devil
  • Weed is good for you
  • Video games are more important then nearly anything else
  • Gaben will release Half Life 3 to save the universe
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