Bush tries to eat a cat.

"There's an old saying in Hyrule—I know it's in the Mushroom Kingdom, probably Hyrule—that says, all toasters toast—toasters toast. Too many toasters—you can't toast toast."

George Walker Bush (1946–) is a bumbling shmuck former president of the United States of America. He started the War on Terror. Bush is known for being the biggest asshole for his evil deeds against his own reign. He also probably did 9/11.


As a kid, he was a spoiled brat. He never gew up and so when he became the president, he reigned as a major ass.




  • He has an extremely weak handshake, which almost made Hank Hill not vote for him in 2000.

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