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Glen "Swampman" Quagmire is the most promiscous person on planet Earth, and is famous for "mating" with anything that is or was once alive. He even raped a dead chicken once. In fact, the only woman he hasn't promiscuized with is Princess Peach, but there's a very good reason for that. He has many children, such as a Spanish man, twin "dancers," and some baby.
- Yes, he did try to kill Mario. See it in the left video.
- "Quagmire" may also refer to a swamp.