Goronu, not to be confused with gonads, is an evil magician who brings dead people back to life. He has an odd relationship with Gwonam; sometimes they hate each other, while on other occasions they are gay lovers. He once pretended to be a girl (see him wearing the dress on the right) so Lupay would date him (and more).
- His friend is Sleepy Bones.
- He will often bring Kenny McCormick, Mario, Princess Toadstool, Ganon, and Gay Luigi back to life.
- According to the Beer Guy, he will burn if he eats spicy things.
- He is hated by Hectan, and competes in the annual Evil CD-i Man Competition. They both lose to I.M. Meen.
- He looks like Ganon.