Happycat is a demigod. He is always happy and is also a good guy. He is friends with King Harkinian. He was created in 2 A.D. when God decided to do that "virgin birth" thing, but with a cat. In 1939, he founded the Universal NEDM Army to rid the world of minor evils including Bonzi Buddy. They haven't succeeded... yet.
- Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
- Invincibility: He is invincible to everything except Chuck Norris, Bill Cipher, and Mays Billy. He can also respawn instantly.
- Head Detach: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around.
- Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
- Controlled Metabolism: Happycat will not get fat regardless of how many cheezburgers he eats.
- Chapstick Bazookas: He can shoot Chapstick Bazookas out of his mouth (3 at a time) whether his head is attached or not. These create gigantic explosions underwater and cause buildings that they pass to suddenly go up in smoke. He can direct them to drop onto the ground or float like a low-flying airplane.
- NEDM: The most famous power, and the one that gives the art of random destruction and sheer power its name. When he says "NEDM", all the people nearby get Happycat heads and a cool song plays. He recently found a new way to do it; when somebody says "any", he interrupts by saying "DM", which causes the head of the person he interrupted to turn into a Happycat head and the cool song to play.
Blowing up the Moon
How he did it
No, he didn't NEDM it, you silly. He teamed a bunch of clones of himself, and advised them to explode the moon. They were like "wtf", and Happycat said, "Yes. Blow up the moon." And they said, "OK".
The Moon's recreation
After Mario Head ate a Blu-Ray disc later that year, he divided by zero and rewound time. It is said that Happycat was nowhere to be found after this happened, although that was a lie and he simply moved to Hyrule.