Hectan is here to scrub your face!

Hectan van Datkeh (October 19, 1925–October 10, 1993) was a real butt until he died in Zelda: Wand of Gamelon .



Hectan, just before dying again.

Hectan was born on October 19, 1925 in Yumustdai, Koridai. He studied magic in high school, and went on to serve King Harold Harkinian and his brothers. However, a newly-crowned King John Harkinian fired him in 1976 for having helped create the deadly Triforce of Peace. Hectan then decided to join Ganon, and in 1993, he participated in the invasion of Gamelon. Soon after that, however, he was killed by Zelda. Since then, he has repeatedly been revived by Ganon, always dying again before long.






  • He is the Hylian equivalent of Benedict Arnold.
  • He likes Chessmaster.
  • Whenever he dies, he turns into a pool of blue liquid with a beating heart at its center. Spooky.
  • One time, King Harkinian attacked him and accidentally killed him for not finding his penis jokes funny.
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