- "I'd like to have your Bowsers."
- "Do you got any Little Toadies?"
- "Here, fishy fishy!"
- "I guess I'm going fishing."
- "Oh no!"
- "Would you like to play as a Yoshi, or as a Koopa?"
- "I'm-a crown you!"
- "Nice to see you again!"
- "I'd like to have your booze."
- "F*** you."
- "You suck!"
- "I'm going to put this in the douches line."
- "I don't think you can go there."
- He will often crash your computer. He is basically a computer virus.
- He would be the last person you would want to be your doctor.
- He likes to crown people, and he chooses the kings of Truceland.
- He hates the original Mario.
- His face often freezes after he says things.
- He will often ask people to jump him.
- He got Yoshkins addicted to Doom. As a result, Mama Luigi hates him.
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