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Influenza (a.k.a the flu) is a disease that you get when fail at life. Or when awesome at it.

King Harkinian and Influenza

King Harkinian once got influenza when he didn't get his daily dose of cow pee from talon, yeah you remember in ocarina of time when you have to wake up talon with that chicken, lol those were the days.


  • You get influenza by either failing at life or not drinking cow pee.
  • It lasts for 24 hours.
  • If someone claims to have influenza longer, they lie or poop.
  • Did he died?
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