Intelligent Luigi was raped by Morshu, and nine months later Morshu gave birth to Intelligent Luigi. The government took Intelligent Luigi from Morshu and gave him to Agricultural Luigi because Morshu had a slavery problem. Intelligent Luigi once sued the makers of Dude, Where's My Unlawful Luigi? because they stole his life stories and put it inside of a moving movie.
- Intelligent Luigi lives in Canada.
- Nixon isn't running for president.
- Nixon is dead.