Kermit The Frog is a humanoid frog that is a rebel. He is also the king of Garden of the Gods. He once overheard Big
Ass Bird talking shipt about him.
Kermit was born in a tiny house down in Brooklyn on Earth to unknown parents, but was moved to Hyrule on Eluryh 35 years later. In his early childhood, he ran around Brooklyn, stealing from everyone and giving to himself. He also played tag with random people who were busy. When he was 13, he thought he was a musician so he made a pretty good song called "The Rainbow Connection". Later on, he made friends with a youtuber called Are U Super Cereal. It's notable that he's one of the only straight YouTube Poop characters along with I.M. Meen.
Kermit has 3 jobs. He also used to scrub all the floors of Hyrule, but he quit that job and pissed on the floors of Hyrule. He is now a game reviewer, a greeter, and an
- He used to be a druggy, but stopped being one.
- He insulted King Harkinian's weight, so he was thrown out of Hyrule Castle.
- "Shut the f--k up, Elmo!"
- "This kid doing some gay shipt up in here!"
- "It's not easy being green."
- "Yeah, well you're the worst human ever!"
Death of Kermit
Kermit was executed by the Cyborg King in 4000 A.D. However, he was revived by Meen two days later and hasn't died again since. He even survived the Form Wars and Poopocalypse. He fought in the form wars as a spy and distraction.
Squad Allah Attack
One day, Kermit was annoying Osama bin Gwonam, so Osama decided to bomb his home. This really pissed Kermit off, so he came in and tried to kill most of them. First, he used their dark magic to make him grow bigger and stronger, temporarily. He killed one at the door first, with a gun. However, it fell of the cliff, so he had to resort to using boiling tea and his fists. Long story short, he dislocated all of their jaws, killed some, and used boiling tea on others. Squad Allah didn't mess with Kermit from that day on.
Kermit was made immortal by Ophelia. The only way he can die is by being killed. Nobody has tried to kill him.
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