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Youtube Poop King Harkinian Breaks the Mold

Youtube Poop King Harkinian Breaks the Mold

King Harkinian Breaks the Mold is a vide by QuibbyJibby proves the king doesn't like Mah Boi and dinner.

Plot

King Harkinian adresses Link as "Link," and that angers Link. Link tells him to say "mah boi," but the king refuses. Gwonam offers dinner, but the king rejects the offer. Zelda refuses to believe that the man talking is her father, much to the king' surprise. Then, Gwonam takes Zelda and Link to Gamelon, and the king wants to go to, but Gwonam refuses the bring him. The video ends with George Volcano speaking in Link's voice.

Transcript

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

King Harkinian: Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

Link: What the f--k did you just say?

King Harkinian: I said, "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for."

Link: Say "Mah Boi," you f--king king!

King Harkinian: Go away, I won't say it!

Gwonam: Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner.

King Harkinian: I don't want dinner.

Zelda: You're not my father.

One month later...

Zelda: Link, we're going to Gamelon.

Link: Great!

King Harkinian: Can I go to Gamelon, too?

Gwonam: F--ck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!

King Harkinian: Shipt!

George Volcano: Water!

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