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KFC

King holding some KFC.

Koridai Fried Chicken (or KFC) is a company founded by Woody Sanders and Dr. Robotnik that sells chicken to people like King Harkinian. They used to sell chicken only, but started selling mashed potatoes in 1991 and gravy in 1999. Zelda sometimes buys it for Hylians like Link and the king. Dr. Robotnik originally did it to poison Link, but he accidentally gave the poisoned chicken to Grounder, so Woody took over. Their food is delicious.

Trivia

  • The King enjoys it with his Omnom Pancakes.
  • I.M. Meen went insane when he realized that chicken meat comes from the animal.
  • I.M. Meen recovered from his insanity by eating KFC
  • Ganon once tried to use it as an attack, but Link just ate it all.
  • It is competing against Popeyes for winner winner chicken dinner.
  • Gwonam is against it because chickens are birds.
  • Bowser once ate a whole KFC, including the furniture, workers, and restaurant.

Woody Sanders Biography

For main article, see Woody Sanders.

Woody Sanders is the son of Bernie Sanders and Jessie. He was born on November 22, 1995 in Koridai. He has a horse named Bullseye, and loves chicken. His obsession of eating chicken lead him to make Koridai Fried Chicken and has since become a billionare. He even released toys modeled after himself in children's meals he called "Smiley Meals" and Ronald McDonald had to intervene and file a copyright claim, as they were too similar to Happy Meals. After that, he became a sheriff and had to fight his former business partner, Dr. Robotnik. He also made a movie about his toys coming to life and he went back in time and released it as soon as he was born. This was supposed to advertise his toys and take advantage of children.

Business

Woody makes a deal with Robotnik.

Dr. Robotnik's Involvement

Dr. Robotnik helped Woody Sanders create KFC (Koridai Fried Chicken) in 2007. Woody did it for money and fame, but Robotnik had an ulterior motive. He wanted to poison Link and Sonic so he could send them to the pit. However, despite being a genius, he was fooled by one of Sonic's stupid disguises and accidentally fed the poisoned chicken to Grounder because he dressed like a hedgehog.

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