Nasty Patty

A typical Krappy Batty.

A Krabby Patty is a strange hamburger that is sold by Eugene Krabs. It was invented in the 1800s by a young Eugene Krabs, and now it is the fifth most popular food in Bikini Bottom after spaghettiwormsice creampingas, and cum. In 2020 it was revealed that Eugene Krabs was arrested due to finding out Kursty Krab servered Krabby Patties made out of crabs along with fish,squids and lobster.

How to Make a Krabby Patty

  • You add buns, lettuce, a patty, tomato, onion , and pickles.
  • You add volcano sauce, too.
  • Then you add seahorse radish.
  • Drop it in the toilet .
  • Fish it out and dry it with a friend's gym socks (preferrably after they've done a lot of excersize in the heat).
  • Serve.
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