|Link Gets Cancer|
|Season Walrus Guy, Episode 1|
|Air date||Before October 2, 2008|
|Written by||Walrus Guy|
|Directed by||Walrus Guy|
|<none>||Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's so he can Buy a PS3|
SynopsisLink complains about the pain of urinating, and Impa reveals to Zelda that Link has prostate cancer.
Link is complaining about how it burns when he pees, and Zelda responds, "What?" Link repeats, and Zelda asks Impa for a diagnosis. Impa reveals that Link has prostate cancer, much to the fright of Zelda. However, Link is not concerned; in fact, he's happy. As the news gets worse and worse, Link gets less enthusiastic, and when Impa says Link is going to die, he ends up angry. King Harkinian goes to find the only cure: Belgian Waffles. Then fairies give Link the waffles, and Link is cured. When Link returns to find King Harkinian is ready to get a prostate exam, and Link gets ready to give him one.