Lizard Man is suicidal
|Occupation||King Harkinian's sex slave|
|Appearances||He-Man, King Harkinian's sex tape|
|Friends||Billy Gays, Adolf Hitler, Gay Hitler, Jew Yoshi, Western Luigi, Illegal Mario, Falle, Faylle, Bill Gates, Unlawful Luigi, Tacyppah, Yddub Iznob.|
|Enemies||Happycat, Bonzi Buddy, King Harkinian, You.|
|Relatives||Tinky-Winky (father, deceased), Your Mom (wife), Lizard Hitler (adopted son)|
|Favorite Things||Being retarded|
|Embodied Personalities||None known.|
Lizard Man was King Harkinian's sex slave.
Lizard Man was born in 1963 and was raised to be evil. In 1970, the Hyrulian royal family caught him and made him a sex slave. He tried (and failed) to escape from Hyrule Castle in 1980. In 1981, he killed his father for no reason. In 2015, he was brainwashed by Simon Templar. In 2016, Lizard Man killed 5 million Jews for no reason, and then tried to run for president, but lost the Democratic nomination to Hillary Clinton. After the war ended in 2018, he adopted a son. In 6866, he revived Billy Mays for no reason whatsoever. In 7891, he committed suicide.
- He is actually a mutated Blue Yoshi.