Master Bison (1895–) is a rich man who hates the Street Fighters. His arse is the scariest, ugliest known face ever.
- "Yes! Yes!"
- "Say! Say!"
- "This is delicious!"
- "You aren't going Turbo, are you?"
- "Don't be tasty!"
- "Not until I see those Street Fighters pummeled to dust!"
- "It should be any moment now."
- His grandson is Master Bates (1957–). He also adopted Mario Bison.
- He can cure the mute by saying "yes" backwards.
- He once tried to make King Harkinian eat dust, but the King defeated him with the Triforce of Courage.
- He writes about food for the Hyrule Herald, in which he endorsed King Harkinian's burger stand.
- He has a form called Bison, a literal bison who wears a replica of his hat and recites his quotes in a deep voice.
- He does nothing until he sees the Street Fighters beaten. This eventually caused him to die of dehydration.
- He once tried to buy sex toys and drugs from Morshu, only to realize that Morshu was playing a prank on him. He's held a grudge against Morshu ever since.
- He has planted hidden cameras in Hyrule Castle in hopes of recording a sex tape starring Link and Zelda. These efforts have been unsuccessful so far.
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