Bobbert Kravindish (1955–2008) is a Gamelonian lawman and the mayor of Konkogi. He often fights with King Harkinian and Morshu over their blatant disregard for the law, and has attempted to arrest them on many occasions. However, because he has no jurisdiction outside of Gamelon, he has never been able to prosecute the King for any of his crimes.
Mayor Kravindish is an old, gaunt elf with a large pink nose, a feature he shares with many other Gamelonian elves. He dresses like the founding fathers of the United States, as he greatly admires the American legal system and wishes to make the Hylian legal system more like it. He also wears a powdered wig, although this is just to hide his baldness.
The Mayor is a supporter of workers' rights and unions, and when Link went on strike, he confirmed to the King that Link's actions were legal. He also seeks to illegalize things like drugs and prostitution, putting him in conflict with pretty much every other YouTube Poop character in existence.
- His name is Hyrulese for "craving for dinner."
- He was a member of HEVS until 2025.
- He once managed to arrest I.M. Meen, so he must be more powerful than he looks.
- "This is illegal, you know."
- "Oh, the indignity."
- "Your highness, would you kindly cut the chains that bind me?"
- "I managed to conceal this magic lantern. I hope it can be of use."
- "This is legal, you know."
- "Oh, your highness is a dick."
- "I managed to conceal this magic lantern, to please me."