Michael Wayne Rosen (born 1946) is a British-Hylian author, poet, and associate of King Harkinian, sometimes against his will. He is also the owner and founder of the Ridl-Didl convenience store chain. He has a clone/lookalike/form called Harrybo, who happens to be a crime lord, and Michael is often mistaken for him and arrested for his crimes.
Michael has been senile for many years now, and often forgets where he is and what he’s doing. For example, he frequently decides to go to Hyrule for a vacation, despite the fact that he already lives there. Until 2015, he thought King Harkinian was the ruler of the United Kingdom. He also has a serious phobia of dogs, which he claims is the result of him getting attacked by a furry on his fourth birthday. However, this story’s accuracy is in question, as Michael also claims he got a Nintendo Switch for said birthday.
- He often visits Morshu’s brothel.
- He once became an enemy of Fat Mario, Gay Luigi, Toad, Impa, and Homer Simpson in less than seven minutes.
- He is a communist. Yes, he is. I am not joking.
- There is a species of advanced aliens who look very similar to him. This may or may not be a coincidence.