The cat

"Surprise Mother F***er!"


Mittens is a cat that likes rape. He was created by Billy Mays and King Harkinian to annoy SJWs.


In the year 3000 he took over the world. In 3030, Bobert Mays-Schroub-Harkinian took over from him.

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