Mordecai McSingleton (born 1990) is a
form of Gwonam's bird that is too big to fly and is an idiot. He isn't as lazy or gay as Rigby Rugby, but tends to be very paranoid and disturbed.
- He likes describing Pingas in great detail, disturbing people.
- He hates being direct with people.
- "McSingleton" comes from Muscle Man's nickname for him.
- If you combine him with Fortran, it makes Cynej.