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"I have a std"

Mountain Dew is a good soda invented in 1940 by Adolf Hitler, who created the drink so his minions would have something nice to drink while fighting the Allies in World War II. Mountain Dew's are misleading as they have a green bottle but a yellow liquid. Unsurprisingly, it has its own form of Luigi.

Talking

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A Mountain Dew factory in 1941.

Mountain Dew bottles can sometimes talk. If you get a talking Mountain Dew just oah and King Harkinian will assist you with getting rid of the bottle.

Politics

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MOUNTAIN DUEL 720 FUCK COUSIN NO CONDOM

The Nazi Party of the United States nominated one particular bottle of Mountain Dew for president in every election after World War II ended. This lasted until the 2016 election, in which Mountain Dew ran as a Republican instead.

Quotes

  • "I have a std."
  • "I'm misleading."
  • "Make me into pee."
  • "Why did I go to law school?
  • "Hitler did nothing wrong."
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