Nasty Patty
The Nasty Patty is the worst food in the world. It is unknown if it is even supposed to exist it is so horrible.

Symptoms of eating a Nasty Patty

A Nasty Patty will give many horrible side-effects when eaten.

  • Vomiting
  • Hallucinations
  • Much higher susceptibility to other infections (e.g. AIDS, Weegee Virus, Harkeegee Viruses...)
  • Diabetes
  • Dizziness
  • Aneurysms
  • Extreme confusion
  • Risk of spontaneous combustion
  • Explosive diarrhea
  • Significantly weaker bones
  • All effects of AIDS
  • Becoming incapable of walking
  • Growing uncontrollable tiny hands on your fingers
  • Much higher vulnerability to sunburns
  • Becoming evil
  • Becoming part Blue Yoshi
  • Thinking you're part of the Illuminati
  • Becoming highly annoying
  • Becoming a Nazi
  • Getting targeted by UFOs



  • Some side-effects will wear off after a couple of months, while others may be permanent.
  • Many Wumbologists consider it an Anti-Uction.
  • It has symptoms very similar to those of Blue Yoshi AIDS, an ancient virus that was eradicated long ago.
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