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Neoneolithe

Neolithe is a descendant of Mhar and a distant ancestor of King Harkinian. He lived in Hyrule around 7500 BC and was the first person to use wheat. He was also a drug addict, and was the first person to get high on non-mushrooms. He swore virginity, but when he was high, he ended up losing said virginity. Once he had his son, he quickly abandoned the one night stand and the kid to live alone, Neolithe was in hiding for two years, before he died of an overdose.

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"Aren't you a mite puny to go up against Ganon?"
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