New Earth is a distant planet resembling Earth as it was prior to its conquest by the United 'Gees Universe division of Apple. It was originally an inhospitable place, but in 2308 Google (which was owned by Billy Mays and Eegeew at the time) transformed the world, adding water and ice, and took many faithful Poopists there.
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