The Hylian Market Crash of 1989 forced King Harkinian to sell many of his possessions, including Hyrule Castle and his beloved red car. He subsequently bought a much less expensive orange car. The King hated it: it had no brakes, all the windows were missing, it smelled like moldy broccoli, and the only station that came in on the radio played nothing but Rick Astley songs. He used this car until approximately 1993, when he finally had enough money to repurchase his red car. He left the orange car in a junkyard next to the Hyrule Island Pingas Palace, and would later use it as target practice while testing his new Dinner Blaster.

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