Patrick Star

I hate you.

Patrick Oregon Star (1952–2023) is a moronic sea star who lives in a rock under the sea. He makes up for his stupidity with incredible strength; he can do a falcon punch very good. He often appears in poops. His best friend is SpongeBob SquarePants, but he also spends time with Donkey Kong, and Hitler.


Patrick Star was born in Finland on February 26, 1952, but was later exiled from the country in 1994 after his stupidity and destructive nature caused Parliament House to burn down. In spite of his lack of intelligence, he became a prominent Wumbologist, and in the 1980s, he founded Patrick Star Wumbology College. At the time, it was the only institution to teach Wumbology formally. Fun fact is that, even he didn't know about Wumbology.

President Star

Patrick Star as President of the United States.

In 1995, he was granted asylum in Bikini Bottom because most of the population there are as dumb as he is. In 1997, he moved into a rock, which is still better quality housing than what most Americans have. He met SpongeBob SquarePants in 1999.

In 2016, Patrick ran for president of the United States of America in the Dank Memes Party and won. He was impeached 2 months into his presidency due to being accused of eating British Prime Minister David Cameron, although soon after he was re-elected. He later impeached himself so Rand Paul could be president. Patrick Star suffered a pingas injury in the Poopocalypse and died due to complications four years later.


Patrick Star is rumored to be a Social Justice Warrior, but is really a communist. He is awfully moronic and can't tell the difference between a pizza and a circle with pink polka dots. He abuses his friends and drinks and used to smoke but now vapes. He drools on important work and lamps, being an idiot and acting like a baby. he also has a fascination and of fetish of boxes. When he ran for president, he became slightly smarter.



Potrock Stir

Not to be confused with Potrock Stir.

"M is for Mumbo, while W is for Wumbo!"

"Welcome students to the Wumbology college... WHy am i here?"

"Today as president.... Uh, What do i say?"


  • He is the worst hide and seek player ever, because he hides in plain sight. Once he hid in Hitler's sight. Let's just say that didn't end well.
  • He's the second non-human and first sea creature to be elected President of the United States.
  • He makes title cards, and actually invented a method to use certain cards for time travel purposes. This has gotten him in serious trouble with the Time Travel Police.
Got 'em

Patrick finding Waldo.

  • He was the only person to find Waldo in a game of hide and seek.
  • Frollo once called him to ask for help putting out a fire, which went exactly the way you'd expect.
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