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Phil Harnage is a very important man. He was involved in the creation of many major YouTube Poop sources, including Super Mario World, Legend of Zelda, and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. He is also responsible for the existence of Mama Luigi and Bizarro Link, and is therefore also responsible for untold amounts of death and destruction.


Almost nothing is known for certain of Phil's life before 1983, the year he joined the evil corporation known as DiC Entertainment. He made important contributions to their cloning program and wrote many episodes for their television shows, but when Super Mario World was canceled, his "son" Mama Luigi swore vengeance against him. However, Luigi failed miserably, and so far Phil has survived at least 42 of Luigi's attempted assassinations. He lives somewhere in California today.

"Aren't you a mite puny to go up against Ganon?"
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