Poopism as religion that focuses on Mama Luigi as its god.
- That Mama Luigi will pick a chosen one to save the Earth from trolls.
- That dinner is delicious.
- That Mays Billy must die.
- That in the end of time, a new Hyrule will be formed for all the good poopists after 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 AD
- That the evil Weegee and his allies shall be slain by the end of time.
- That life is just a huge, well-planned YouTube Poop.
- Gabe Newell will use his ultimate move Half Life 3 to defeat Shigeru Miyamoto after he is brainwashed by Malleo and Weegee.
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