Pre-World War I was a was before World War I, that happened across the world. It spanned from 1898 to 1900. It begun because Weegee manipulated China to try and take over the world, which caused ever other nation to try to stop them. It ended due to threats by Chuck Norris.
- Weegee instigates the war
- A time traveling King Harkinian and Mario bomb parts of China
- Patrick Star's Secret Box is found and stolen by German spies and brought to Germany.
- A time traveling Shrek takes the box back and gives it back to the original owner (but not before peaking in the box)
- Bill Cipher commits a genocide