|Peach Toadstool VIII|
|Name||Peach Toadstool VIII|
|Appearances||Most Mario games and shows.|
|Friends||Mario, Daisy, Toad.|
|Enemies||Bowser, King Harkinian, Zelda.|
|Hometown||Toad Town, Mushroom Kingdom.|
|Relatives||Toadstool VII, father. Adolf Hitler, uncle. Stone Luigi II, son.|
|Favorite Things||War, racism, being a dictator.|
|Embodied Personalities||None known.|
Peach Toadstool VIII (1967–2020) is a lousy leader who is not a friend of Mario. Zelda hates her, as seen on MAD. She hates King Harkinian, and she once tried to force him and everyone else in Hyrule Castle to go on a diet. The King, of course, had her taken away in response.
Peach Toadstool Hitler was born on September 13, 1967 to Jenny Hitler and King Toadstool VII. She displayed dictatorial tendencies from an early age, and when she was four, she founded Viacom with the goal of controlling all forms of media across the universe. After she became ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, she pretended to love Bowser and even married him. Her plan almost worked; Bowser was executed, but he came back to life, becoming Bowser Head, and Bowser grew a new body.
In 1985, this new Bowser declared full-scale war on the Mushroom Kingdom and captured Toadstool, who was only saved through the intervention of Mario and Luigi. Emboldened, the princess ordered the Mario brothers to invade seven neighboring kingdoms in 1988, escalating the conflict to a global scale. This went on until, a year after the Poopocalypse devastated her kingdom in 2019, Peach was finally deposed and murdered by her subjects and Luigi abolished the monarchy after seizing power.
- Use of illegal fireworks.
- Stole Bowser once.
- Tried to destroy the Koopa Kingdom.
- Once nearly killed King Harkinian.
- Being a Nazi and Neo-Nazi.
- Lots of other stuff too numerous to list here.
- "Luigi, take your frog suit!"
- "Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom."
- "You're going on a diet!"
- She hates Koopas, and should be avoided as she is Koopacidal. Being a Nazi, she hates Jews, Slavs, and Gypsies as well.
- She also hates YouTube Poop, and served as the leader of Poop EbutUoy from 2015 until her death.
- Lemmy Koopa and Yoshi were once madly in love with her.
- Despite what the Japanese video games and Super Mario Wiki say, Princess Toadstool is Bowser's worst enemy.
- Some people wrongly believe that Peach is Adolf Hitler's daughter. She is actually his niece.
- She is the only woman whom Glen Quagmire has not had relations with.