Richard Nixon was born in California on January 9, 1913. He went into politics, and in 1969, he became the president of the United States. However, he famously suffered a scandal in 1972, forcing him to resign in 1974. Gerald Ford, his vice president and successor, then exiled him to Koridai, where he met and befriended Morshu. Nixon partnered with Morshu in a variety of business ventures, and even appeared as a recurring character in Morshu's sitcom The Retarded Yoshi Show. He died in 1994, but Morshu had his head preserved, allowing him to be revived later.
- He is one of the rare individuals who made YouTube Poops between the fall of the Maya and the release of I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL. He even used one of his poops as a campaign ad in 1968.
- He became president again in 3001.
- Strangely, he doesn't seem to mind Morshu's attempts to sell him into slavery.