Richard Paul Astley (born 1966) is a British man who sang "Never Gonna Give You Up" and, by extension, is to blame for Rick Rolling. He was of drinking age when he released the song, and that might not be a coincidence. He also participated in the famous debates between George Volcano and King Harkinian over whether breakfast or dinner was best, arguing that dessert is superior to both meals.
- Brian Griffin claims he's gay, but he's actually bisexual.
- He once visited King Harkinian, and it did not go well for either of them.
- Gwonam sometimes summons him to settle arguments, often leaving him stranded in Hyrule.
- His singing voice has the power to destroy Weegee zombies.