"Just looking at you pisses me off, 'cause we are the same breed of monster! That's right, I'm not human! I'm a life fiber monster!"
|Occupation||Senator from Texas; 52st President of the United States|
|Age||89 (at death in 2102)|
|Appearances||Kill la Kill|
|Enemies||Too many people to list|
|Hometown||Some city in Japan|
|Relatives|| Satsuki Kiryuin Sister|
Ragyo Kiryuin Mother (Deceased)
|Favorite Things||Attacking people|
Early lifeRyuko Matoi was born to a nutjob mother named Ragyo Kiryuin one year before the Form Wars began. Her mother believed that it's humanity's fate to become slaves to clothing, so she tried to fuse Ryuko with clothing when Ryuko was a newborn which failed and almost killed Ryuko. Ryuko's father, Isshin Matoi, realized how dangerous Ragyo was so, with Ragyo believing Ryuko to be dead, kidnapped the baby and sent her away to a boarding school far away in order to protect her. He then faked his death to protect himself, leaving his other daughter, Satsuki Kiryuin, to suffer from the evil grasp of her mother.
17 years later, Ryuko returned to the city she was sent away from after her father died and enrolled in a military academy there where she started to beat up people with evidence of her insanity becoming more and more clear every day. She befriended another insane person named Mako Mankanshoku, who quickly became Ryuko's loyal friend no matter what, mostly because Mako was a creepy stalker.
Ryuko eventually started to get entwined in her mother's nutjob delusions and vowed to stop her from ending humanity, even though Ragyo had no possible capability of ending humanity. They started to fight each other in the streets while people just walked away from the fear of being attacked by two people who were obviously mentally ill and violent. The fighting ended with things getting so bad that Ragyo killed herself but Ryuko took credit. Ryuko then believed she was falling into Earth and so she burned the clothes she was wearing.
After that, Ryuko was FINALLY committed to a mental hospital where she spent the next two years. In 2030, she was finally released in a much more stable state. While in her time in the looney bin, she found the light and became religious... as a Satanist.
AdulthoodIn her adulthood, she moved to the United States of America and later became a Senator from Texas. She eventually ran for President of the United States in 2046 and won. During her administration, relations between the United States of America and the United States of Drumpf improved greatly improved but following leaving the White House in 2050, relations crumpled and the Great Drumpf War eventually began in 2090. After her presidency, she remained a private citizen until her death in 2102 from a drug overdose.
PersonalityDue to a traumatic past and possibly being a human guinea pig for her mother's experiments as an infant, Ryuko developed schizophrenia and a violent nature early on. She soon developed an addiction to crazy. Throughout her life, she believed several inanimate objects were alive and talking to her but the government never committed her to a mental hospital so she continued on her rampage until she killed her mother. After that, her mental illness slowly got better. By her adulthood, she was much saner but still crazy.
At first, Ryuko had a horrible relationship with the Barkleys. It all started in 2029 when she beat up and possibly killed Tommy Ray Barkley. The next day, his sister, Tina Ray Barkley met the same fate. Their transgender cousin, Michael Ray Barkley, tried to stop Ryuko but failed. Following Michael's failure, the entire Barkley family was expelled.
Eric DrumpfAs President of the United States, Ryuko had to deal with the high tensions with the United States of Drumpf. Instead of using the tactic of the previous President, Ryuko worked to lower tensions and became the only American President to visit the United States of Drumpf and to meet Eric Drumpf since the 2036 United States Breakup. While there was still a lot of disagreement between the two, they were friends.
During her childhood, the only family Ryuko knew was Isshin Matoi, her father who she barely saw. While the two of them barely knew each other, they often. One day when she was 17, Ryuko got a note from her father asking her to visit him. She then traveled to his mansion only to find him dying, having half of a giant scissor cut into his vital organs. Isshin told Ryuko that if she finds the other half of the giant scissor, she will find his killer. Ryuko then left the mansion with the half the giant scissor just before the mansion exploded. After that, Ryuko thought she was alone but eventually found out her evil mother and that her worst enemy, Satsuki Kiryuin, is her sister. After their mother's death, Ryuko and Satsuki became friends.
Ryuko hates Wibzods ever since Wibzod VI raped her. Ever since that, she often spoke about getting rid of Wibzods and giving made up excuses like Wibzods are a threat to humanity. After being elected President, she managed to illegalize Wibzods.
Make claims to be Ryuko's best friend (and only friend). However, Ryuko is legitimately scared of her. Mako often harassed Ryuko, most of the time sexually, and got away with it because Ryuko was afraid of what would happen otherwise. It is unknown exactly why it was Mako, of all people, who scared Ryuko.
Even though Ryuko never met King John Harkinian but she idolized him for most of her life. During her tenure, she added the greatness of King Harkinian to the history books.
List of Achievements
- Constantly getting away with public nudity
- Beating up Tommy Ray Barkley
- Beating up Tina Ray Barkley
- Beating up the trans kid (Micheal Ray Barkley)
- Getting the Barkley family expelled
- Beating up the Chess Club
- Beating up the AV Club
- Beating up the Drama Club
- Beating up the Cheerleaders
- Beating up the football team
- And so on...
- Killing her mother
- Created a bill that would have put that Earth was created by a giant dragon named Nom in the history books, even though it failed.
- Finally getting her previous bill passed.
- Creating the America-Hyrule Free Trade Deal (AHFTD).
- Working to de-escalate tensions between the United States of America and the United States of Drumpf.
- Legalizing prostitution in the United States.
- Illegalizing Wibzod.
- Ryuko was often sexually harassed by Mako Mankanshoku.
- The most likely reason Ryuko won the 2046 Election was because her opponent was Hillary Clinton.
- Ryuko is bisexual.
- Being an underage schoolgirl in Japan, Ryuko was sexually harassed 129 times.
- 195 times was by Mako Mankanshoku.
- She looks like Shadow the Hedgehog if Shadow was human and female.