"Are you kidding me?"
–Snake's reaction to this page.
Solid Snake is a video game character and King Harkinian's therapist/friend, who usually has to reassure the King when he feels down. He likes eating reptiles, as well as crouching in grass and injecting drugs into his arm. He appears in Metal Gear Solid, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and some YouTube Poops, most notably The King's Epic Adventure.
Snake first met King Harkinian just after the King decided to make everyone eat his poop and would provide aid to the King throughout his quest. He later fought for the Pure Army during the Form Wars, and Link appointed him to fill most of Fari's positions after Fari murdered King Harkinian.
- He still thinks Yoshi is a she. That's probably why Yoshi got raped. Again.
- He once fought I.M. Meen. He was really creeped out by him.
- He confuses "peanuts" for "penis."
- He once got slapped in the face by the Angry Video Game Nerd.