Bow down to Gaben!

Steam is a platform for games and stuff created by Gabe Newell. It's way better than Origins and Uplay. King Harkinian approves of Steam because he can use voice chat to troll people with Spadinner.

Steam in Hyrule

Steam was founded in Hyrule 7000 bc, so that weegee would stop buying consoles and stuff. But instead he buys Woodcutter Simulator and Woodcutter Simulator accessories.

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